Have you ever wanted to visit Scotland? Castles, culture, glens and mountains – we’ve heard all of the reasons before.
Quite frankly, we’re not convinced.
We can find no reason that anyone would want to visit this country.
In fact, below we provide you with some ground-breaking research and evidence as to why you should definitely NOT visit Scotland.
Firstly, it’s just incredibly uninspiring.
With a boring, plain and flat landscape.
You very rarely get to see the sky at all.
Because it’s always raining.
There isn’t much to do outside anyway.
I mean, does this really appeal to anyone?
Culture? What culture?
Just a truly culture-less place.
They don’t even make good James Bonds. How hard can it be?
Why did they even think of filming Harry Potter here?
There’s no traditional food.
In fact, you’ll probably be eaten.
There’s no history at all.
And the cities are completely devoid of architecture.
Wildlife? Nope, none of that either.
The countryside is just awful.
A truly awful, awful place.
But maybe you’ll have to visit to find out for yourself.
Oh, and this majestic beast.
On second thoughts, perhaps you should visit Scotland.
Can you think of any other reasons why you shouldn’t (or should) visit Scotland? Leave comments, pictures or videos on our Facebook page as evidence, and perhaps we’ll change our opinion.